The jokes

Hooker

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

War

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Song

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Memes

Snow

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Emo

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

Emo

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Caretaker

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

Actor

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?

They were going through a stage!

Santa

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

Brothel

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We’re closed."

Shrek

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Plane

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Gas

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

Orphan

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.