The jokes
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.