The jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.