The jokes
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.