The jokes

Gas

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

Orphan

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

Orphan

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Midget

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Man

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?

Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Adoption

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

Car

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Pervert

What's the good thing about child perverts?

They drive slow in a school zone.

Orphan

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

iPhone

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Basketball

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

Superman

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Finger

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Plane

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Friend

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.