The jokes
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.