The jokes
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Memes
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.