The jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"