The jokes

Baby

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Moment

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?

The flowers actually get picked.

Sand

Why is the sand always pissed off?

Because the sand never waves back!

Emo kid

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Wife

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Orphan

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

Emo people

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Fat

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Girl

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Crime

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

Fight

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.