The jokes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Memes
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝