The jokes
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.