The jokes

Orphan

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

People

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Ex

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Memes

DNA

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

Basement

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

Duck

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Toilet Paper

What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?

"I got stuck in a butt crack!"

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

Starfish

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

Squirrel

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!

Day

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD