The jokes
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Memes
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Let's make this post have the same likes and dislikes.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.