The jokes
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD