The jokes
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Memes
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.