The jokes
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.