The jokes
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.