The jokes

Bee

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Orphan

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.

Cum

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

Orphan

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

Memes

Orphan

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Gun

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

Hairline

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Orange

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

Train

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Funeral

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Spot

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Orphan

Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.

Forehead

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Alley

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.