The jokes
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.