The jokes

Cancer

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

Kid

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

Shooting

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Weight

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Moment

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Monkey

If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.

No, seriously,

I'm right behind ya.

Part

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

Punch

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

Lambo

What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Hospital

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

Guy

Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

Parent

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

Woman

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Amogus

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff