The jokes
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.