The jokes
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
PP in the poo poo.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Memes
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.