The jokes

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Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

Why is the number 10 always scared?

Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"