The jokes

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.