The jokes
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Memes
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...