The jokes

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

He could never get a home run.