The jokes
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Memes
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.