The jokes
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Memes
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
the george floyd situation was breath taking
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.