The jokes
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"