The jokes

Gwen

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan go to school?

They have no one to sign the parent signature.

Plane

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

Orphan

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Grape

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

Magician

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Team

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

Prison

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.

Bullet

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

Suicide

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."