The jokes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.