The jokes
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Memes
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha