The jokes
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.