The jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Memes
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.