The jokes

Girl

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Emo

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

Orphan

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

Emo

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

Orphan

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Mistake

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Plane

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Ugliness

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Pistol

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Emo

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Grandfather

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Number

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Karma

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.