The jokes

Santa

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Orphan

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

Salad

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

The salad could be dressing!

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

Memes

Friend

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

School Shooter

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Twin Towers

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Victim

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

School

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

Mime

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Rooster

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

Dick

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

Shooter

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

Space

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Orphan

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."