The jokes
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Memes
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?