The jokes
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.