The jokes

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

Why don't you take emo skydiving?

They cut the rope.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.