The jokes

What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?

They usually don’t live to tell the tale.

If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To drop some WORDPLAY!

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.

When cops say you have the right to remain silent,

You're just happy you have the right to do something.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

What is the darkest month?

Black History Month.