The jokes

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Floor on the road?

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home to run back to.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?

"Mum" and "Dad."

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

You can roast chicken.

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.