The World

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Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue Your body is so sweet, sweet, sweet Invite me if you come, come, come It's all I want to eat, eat, eat Tell your mama (tell 'em, what) Tell your daddy (tell 'em, what) Tell them bitches that you know What you heard about me (uh-huh) Tell your mama (tell your mama) Tell your daddy (tell your daddy) Tell the world Tell the world Like sugar on my tongue Can I steal … Read more

Hey everyone!! I have a small announcement for those who care. Jaeden and I are giving eachother another chance. BUT hear me out on this. I know last time some things happend, but I'm going to be honest. You all got a one-sided story. I was looking for the bad because I thought all that was gonna happen was me getting hurt. That's what I do, I keep looking for only the bad. Remember, at the beginning, when he made … Read more

This year has been a short but horrible year. Maybe not for all. If it was, im sorry. If it was a good year, good im glad. Some found happiness, while some only found hurt. Some found both. It seems like last year was only yesterday when next year is tomorrow. With all saying, I'm proud of every single one of you, people who aren't here, and people who are. Im proud youve made it this far. If you're going through a r… Read more

His voice is so angelic. His mind is so perfect. He's so kind. He makes me feel at home. He makes me want to get up in the morning. To get better. He makes me feel safe. He's willing to do anything for me. He compliments me. He always makes me feel better. He doesn't hide me, he's proud of me. He does his best to talk to me. He makes me feel whole. I feel special with him. I felt like I've never felt before. I'm so … Read more

Well guys, I guess that's it.

In retrospect, my claim was always right: No lasting good can ever come from WorstJokesEver.com None. And I don't know what I hoped to achieve by coming back here trying to prove my own self wrong. Things were fun, but they were in poor taste, or in vain. They led to worsening symptoms and lasting trauma for those involved. It's a part of our fragile lives unable to be reclaimed. I pray… Read more

When will the world stop spinning? When will it all be real? There's a difference between nightmares and dreams, but nothing is how it seems.. ‘In a different world, one that's smaller, one without color. Invisible, I am. No matter where I go, I lie at home, all alone. I sleep to dream. When will it end? I cry out. No response. The voices fall silent. So, so will I. I know I'll get high and try to die. The voices fall silent. So, so will I.

Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

This so-called 'kin… Read more

Scene: Cuddle-Time Chaos!

DIO: I've already shared my blanket with Kakyoin, too. Polnareff must be snuggled up somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter. You're next, Jotaro!

JOTARO: You big softy, DIO!

DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandpa, Joseph, told you all my best tickle spots, like an exam student scrambling to remember all the answers bef… Read more

Helping one person wont change the world, but it can change the world for one person.

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

Guys, I think its time to accept this site is dead. It brings me great sadness to say, but it is the objective truth. Lets begin with the obvious: the lost. Wade, Perc, SaH, Wilkson, they are all gone. Some of our best users have not been on in months.

Second is the lack of trolls, I know its odd to say but I miss the days when you could get on an anon and bully people, or troll. I also miss the hate directed at cer… Read more

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Poll

Today is the day that the US decides the fate of the world we got a weirdo who's best skill is smiling and a rapist who bullshits a lot

who you guys gonna vote for if you could vote?

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

Honestly I have no clue why people are typing these speeches gor Ingenious. I think it's quite clearly there's nothing to be said aside from the obvious; Both the world and the site have suffered a huge loss, which will in turn change the direction of both of them. Ingenious will be impossible to replace, for 2 simple reasons, the first, he was a great person over all. And the second, if anyone trys to replace him... I will fucking find you I will learn your routine And I live stab you through the lungs in the middle of the night so your scream will be comparasble to a horseflys sneeze.

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more