THE PIZZA jokes
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Memes
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.