The Left jokes
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
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