That jokes

What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

What do you call a dog that tells time?

A watchdog.

What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalffeinated.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The helicopter blade!

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Orphan: What's a mama?

Random kid: *shook*

Location is in London by the way.

One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.

His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"