Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website and i will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this websites life. Goodbye
How do you know if youâve walked into a sex addicts counselling session? The psychologist will thank you for coming
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
Chef: âHow did you enjoy your steak, sir?â Customer: âI asked for it medium rare, but itâs well done!â Chef: âWhy thank you.â Customer: âYou donât understand, the steak is well done!â Chef: âOf course it is, I made it.â
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santaâs wet cock
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There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father âthank you for this moment, have a great nightâ. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, âcan I have some food?â He gladly replies âyesâ and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, âthank you so much, I really needed something to eatâ. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, âthank you SOOOO muchâ Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, âwhat is it?â She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom. Thank you nurse.
âGive me 5 cents and Iâll grant you a wishâ Ok âThank you what is your wishâ I wish for my 5 cents back
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations he says, "Thank you for your donation!"
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reeseâs cups or starbursts and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, iz
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
Attention everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe Iâll come back in the future but for now: Goodbye.
TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!!!!
