Television series jokes

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"