Television series jokes

¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

Game of Thrones season 8.

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

British tv: 🖥

Italian tv: 📺

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.