What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Television Series Jokes
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
