New Teen Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"

The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."

So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."