Newest Technology Jokes - Page 3

what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax

I don't know what an hd is, but my doctor says I have 80 of em'

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

sets fire to computer

It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.

my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support

doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"

For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button

I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

May he rest in pizza.

it was just a big hunter killer drone

somtimes i get jeleous when my phone dies

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

Mun
Use newly
invented
weapons that
are superior
than your
current ones
to assist
the Imperium
Putting them in
storage for
Hundreds of
years so you
can claim that
you can
"Rediscover Old
Technology"

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died

2) Where did all the orphans go!

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

what's the differs between my sister and my phone . I give a dam if my phone dies

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison

You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc

What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?

Hot Wheels

wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode

i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog