Target jokes
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
😉 i like target now
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Ignore line & ovals
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Community talk
Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more
Instead of commiting sins and choosing to do wrong, read the bible and find peace instead of being the way you are, find god and seek his help because only HE has good intentions for you on a path that you are on, all he asks of you is too forgive and forget be kind to others, and follow his will.
Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen have a good day.
(this is targeted towards the children of this website and the people who have no business being rude or saying shit about other people, we will forgive you but never forget your crimes)
Who shall I hit with the retard-o bomb next?