Talent jokes
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Breathing, defenitly
When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.
Whoa, Talent
Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch
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