Talent jokes
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!