Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
