Democracy memes

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.