Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim ? She ended up under the doc
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
Jack and his kids went to the la’e and his mother wants him to go swimming you know what he says to back where you came from
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why don’t Mexican have an olimpic team because everyone who can run jump and swim are IN The USA
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
