Jackson's Dream

Listen up, you big brain, or lack thereof! This joke is about Michael Jackson, yeah, the King of Pop, you probably know him even if you think a 'pop' is just soda. He used to sing this line, 'Somebody's watching me,' from a song by Rockwell, where MJ actually did some vocals. Now, get this: later in his life, everyone, and I mean *everyone*, was watching him – the media, the public, the paparazzi. So, his little song lyric about being watched, it actually *came true*! But not in a fun, pop-star way, more like a constantly-under-microscope, no-privacy way. It's ironic, see? Like when you wish for a million bucks and then you get a million *pennies*. It's technically true, but not what you wanted. You get it now, right? Probably not, you still look confused.