i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
If I was a raped victim , would silence be the best medicine?
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke Rio supports it hahah
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked If I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt and he disappeared. Shame on you Penaldo.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I support men
Is there support groups for men
a teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favourite football team is saying "raise you hand if it is Scunthorpe" every student but one raised their hand. the teacher asks "why don't you support Scunthorpe?" the child answers "my parents support Grimsby and so do I". the teacher comes back with "why are you copying your parents? what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" the child answers then i'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards"
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well, cause it was shitty trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the pres down. Also hang Mike pence!
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
