Supernatural Being jokes
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
