Supernatural Being jokes

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream Cheese 😱.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you call vampire Matt Damon?

Bat Damon!

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

Why did the ghost become a rapper?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.

Man: I wish for more wishes.

Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.

Man: I wish I could.

Genie: ......