Supernatural Being jokes
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 馃ク?
Scream Cheese 馃槺.
Why doesn鈥檛 Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he鈥檚 a real pain in the neck.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can鈥檛 wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
