What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
