Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
