Suicide Bomber

Suicide Bomber jokes

Boomer

How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end.

Bomber

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

Bomber

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. πŸ’€πŸ˜ˆ

Bomber

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Volcano

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Puberty

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

Man

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.