Suicide Bomber jokes

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end.

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.