Suicide Bomber jokes
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 馃拃馃槇
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)