How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair (RC-XD)
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
