Suicide Bomber jokes
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 馃拃馃槇
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.