Militant jokes

When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!