Militant jokes
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.