Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair (RC-XD)
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What do middle eastern suicide bomber say before they blow up? I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
