Suicide Bomber

Suicide Bomber jokes

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.