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Mouth

4 years ago

"Jonny, Jonny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa."

"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

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    Donut

    1 year ago
    A photo of Mike Tyson with white powder on his nose and upper lip. The text says: "Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988."
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    Honey

    5 years ago

    "Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."

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    Coke

    2 years ago
    A light brown dog with a pink collar is looking skeptically with one eyebrow raised. The text on the image reads "ARE YOU SURE THERE IS NOT SUGAR IN SUGAR FREE COKE".
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  • Bag

    1 year ago
    The image shows three bags of sugar. The top two bags say "Sugar" and the second bag on the left shows the text "Sugar Free" on a blue label. The bag on the right shows the text "Sugar Free" on a green label. At the bottom of the image, a woman appears to be confused, and below her image is the text "wat".
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  • Value Pack

    1 year ago
    A box of Pop-Tarts labeled "Frosted Chlorine" instead of the actual flavor. A container of pool chlorine tablets is in the lower-left corner.
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    Hot pocket

    1 year ago
    A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"
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  • Bug

    1 year ago
    A cartoonish yellow bug with boxing gloves is standing on red shoes next to the text: Cool bug facts. It takes 420 tons of KNO3/sugar propellant to send a Chihuahua to the moon.
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  • Cheese

    1 year ago
    A yellow container labeled "Netles Chesquik Cheese Milk" with a cartoon of Chester Cheetah holding a glass of cheese milk. It states: "25% MORE CHEESE than the leading brand."
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  • Cookie

    1 year ago
    The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.
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  • Strawberry

    1 month ago
    A close-up of three beverage dispensers from a soda fountain machine. From left to right, the labels read "Fanta" with "rape" below it, "Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Cherry Vanilla", and "Sprite" with "Strawberry" below it. The word "Strawberry" is circled in red. Below the dispensers, white text reads, "I did not know sprite had strawberry." A partial logo for "Takis Fuego" is visible in the background.
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