What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)
-Dark humor
You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a sweet ass.
What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)
suck my sugar honey its very sweet and juicey.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol
Your fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that to.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey sugar!
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy 🙃
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar
When the doctor saw this, he said
"From Type 2 Diabetes"
Get it?
“Jonny jonny” “yes papa” “eating sugar” no papa” “OPEN UR MOUTH!!” Shoves hand down throat-
