Substance Abuse jokes
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
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Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
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that thing found so crack!
